I Am Too Cheap To Tip Dealers

On Apr 7 2008 10:47 AM, BeaForoni wrote:

> On Apr 5, 3:48=A0pm, "igotskillz com" wrote:
> > On Apr 5 2008 3:46 PM, CincinnatiKid wrote:
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
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> > > On Apr 5 2008 12:11 PM, arlo payne wrote:
> >
> > > > On Apr 5 2008 8:42 AM, MrBookworm wrote:
> >
> > > > > > Because we're not cheap ass clowns. Unless you live under a rock, =
> you
> > > > > > should know that waiters and poker dealers are paid based on the
> > > > > > expectation that they will receive tips.
> >
> > > > > I do not equate waiters and poker dealers. I am a decent tipper when=
> I
> > eat
> > > > > out, close to 20%.
> >
> > > > > > If you want to be an asshole, that's fine. Just don't expect other=
> s to
> > be
> > > > > > one too.
> >
> > > > > I don't expect anyone else at the table to not tip. I only explained=
> why
> > I
> > > > > don't. You are welcome to tip away, I jus don't think you're getting=
> any
> > > > > value for your money. If someone has a beef with me at the table my =
> point
> > > > > is that the house makes more than enough from the rake to pay dealer=
> s a
> > > > > decent wage.
> >
> > > > > Dean
> >
> > > > Most semi full time players dont understand they toke away a new car e=
> very
> > > year.
> > > > Many toke off way more than they make during the year.
> > > > If you are playing for a living paying attention to what you toke off =
> is
> > very
> > > > important. =A0If dealers dont understand how it works then they are fo=
> ols.
> > > > The full time players keep the games alive allowing the dealers to wor=
> k and
> > > make
> > > > tokes. =A0If is a win win give give plan. =A0No dealer should be upset=
> at a
> > full
> > > > time players that tokes very little.
> >
> > > My god you're a blathering idiot. "Toke away a new car?" Please...just
> > > stop. A fucking $1 a pot! Give me a fucking break.
> >
> > Ok, let's do the math....
> >
> > you play at least 30 hands an hour
> > you win 1/10
> > thats 3 bucks an hour
> > 40 hours a week
> > 120 a week ! thats if you only play ten handed games that are slow and you=
>
> > only play 40 hours a week
> >
> > 6 grand a year to a dealer ?
> > thats 60k a year for each dealer that has 1 buck a pot from each player.
> >
> > Naturally dealers will whine because you want more tips.
> >
> > I will tip less now.
> >
> > Thanks for prompting me to do the math.
> >
> > If you want to make some cash, deal with someone you know, ME !!!
> >
> > http://www.mysavingspot.com/
> >
> > ------=A0
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> With all due respect, I think you are completely wrong about not
> tipping dealers. Poker dealers have a very hard job and should be
> getting the $30 - $40 per hour they get. Sure it works out to around
> 50 or 60 K a year, but who else brings so much to the world?
>
> Not everyone can deal. It takes special skills to be able to count to
> five to make sure s straight has been made. Not only must they count
> to five, but they must be able to count five from ANY starting number
> (say like from 6 - 10). Then you add in the fact that J comes after 10
> and A can be 1 or 14, now we're talking advanced rocket science. Then
> the dealer must be able to split a pot there ways and now expecting
> human computers.
>
> Then there are all the colors to deal with. Flushes and blushes must
> be differenciated! And all the different chips; why if it were not for
> the alert dealer, some one might play with potato chips. Then where
> would we be?
>
> Mentioned several times and it bears repeating; The dealer makes for
> good conversation. I find most dealers to be very witty and engaging.
> They are highly educated, having recieved a certificate after 12
> gruelling weeks of education, not to mention most have graduated from
> high school. Imagine the life experience that comes from sitting at a
> poker table nearly 40 hours a week.
>
> We must treat poker dealers for the national treasures they are.
> Besides, who else can we curse out for being card dead for hours? We
> must have an appropriate target to throw our cards at when we get a
> bad beat. Yes, we must thank the dealer when we flop the nut flush.
> You may think it is the reward for playing tight for hours; but in
> reality it is the dealer who made it all possible for without him the
> cards would just lay there unshuffled and undealt.

LOL
THANK YOU
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"XaQ Morphy" <a1c5905.TakeThisOut@webnntp.invalid> wrote in message
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> On Apr 5 2008 2:12 AM, doggystyle wrote:
>
>> Shouldnt you micro-limit dickweed squeezes be studying for the test to
>> move
> up
>> to french fry station ?
>
> Didn't you hear? Dippy just won a tourney so he can move up now!

o0o

why wood eye move up when this shit keep hapening
99 per cents of the times that eye playing?

PokerStars Game #16569270169: Tournament #83584832, $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No
Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2008/04/07 - 23:34:49 (ET)
Table '83584832 159' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: c0xx (2270 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 2: DG7777 (3260 in chips)
Seat 3: gabrielle177 (3525 in chips)
Seat 4: Sonny901 (770 in chips)
Seat 5: goofeyfoot13 (3260 in chips)
Seat 6: Snowman1374 (2310 in chips)
Seat 7: ttttttt7 (1765 in chips)
Seat 8: BabyShaq333 (1505 in chips)
Seat 9: YAK BIDDLES (3405 in chips)
Snowman1374: posts small blind 25
ttttttt7: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DG7777 [3s 3d]
BabyShaq333: folds
YAK BIDDLES: calls 50
c0xx: folds
c0xx has returned
DG7777: calls 50
gabrielle177: calls 50
Sonny901: calls 50
goofeyfoot13: calls 50
Snowman1374: folds
ttttttt7: checks
*** FLOP *** [2h 9d 3c]
ttttttt7: checks
YAK BIDDLES: checks
DG7777: checks
gabrielle177: bets 100
Sonny901: raises 620 to 720 and is all-in
goofeyfoot13: folds
ttttttt7: folds
YAK BIDDLES: calls 720
DG7777: calls 720
gabrielle177: folds
*** TURN *** [2h 9d 3c] [Kc]
YAK BIDDLES: checks
DG7777: bets 950
YAK BIDDLES: raises 1685 to 2635 and is all-in
DG7777: calls 1540 and is all-in
DG7777 saids: bull shyt! u had 1 out on flop in they gived it?
*** RIVER *** [2h 9d 3c Kc] [6h]
DG7777 says: u shuld buy a lottry tickt bucklox
*** SHOW DOWN ***
YAK BIDDLES: shows [Kd Kh] (three of a kind, Kings)
DG7777: shows [3s 3d] (three of a kind, Threes)
YAK BIDDLES collected 4980 from side pot
Sonny901: shows [9h Ks] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
YAK BIDDLES collected 2585 from main pot
DG7777 sayed: fkundahorseurodinon
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7565 Main pot 2585. Side pot 4980. | Rake 0
Board [2h 9d 3c Kc 6h]
Seat 1: c0xx folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: DG7777 showed [3s 3d] and lost with three of a kind, Threes
Seat 3: gabrielle177 folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Sonny901 showed [9h Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Nines
Seat 5: goofeyfoot13 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Snowman1374 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: ttttttt7 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: BabyShaq333 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: YAK BIDDLES showed [Kd Kh] and won (7565) with three of a kind,
Kings

can i get a stake? wuz my last 2.20
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"da pickle" <jcpickels@(nospam)hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Beldin the Sorcerer"
>
>>>> On line requires no dealers. Technology is a wonderful thing. Those
>>>> automated tables will make more sense to people as time goes on.
>>>
>>> Sort of like the difference between a massage girl and a massage chair.
>>
>> No, massage girls are selling the fantasy that they might bang you.
>
> Substitute massage-person for those that are not into infantile fantasy.
>
> You sure can miss the point, Beldin.

No, Pick-el.

If you had a point, it'd be that the person can provide more personal
service.

As far as a dealer goes, we don't need personal service, we need fair and
impartial (and fast and efficient and cheap) service.

>
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On Apr 5 2008 10:28 AM, Raider Fan wrote:

> On Apr 4 2008 7:30 PM, jimpepper wrote:
>
> > > *Of course, at BARGE, I tip very generously, and BARGERS as a rule, while
> at
> > > BARGE are very lavish with their tokes.
> >
> >  Arg events are fun. Its not a grind it out life or death for profit
> > session.
> > Everyone should tip generously for the hospitality
> > of the casino staff.  Hey its one fun weekend. I do Fargo every year.
>
> I really wish you'd make it out to BARGE one year. Not this year since
> I'm going to be in to the IRS enough to prevent my trip. You're one of
> the few long-time posters I'd like to meet.

Would be nice to meet you too.
 I'd like to do barge just to meet the people. I've met some barge'rs at fargo.
 But I've been to Vegas and really don't see myself returning anytime soon.
 If you've never done fargo its a great event.
I keep trying but missing atlarge. Maybe we could both make that one in the
future.
jim




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