Help with Atlantic City trip

"desire" <shylilvalentine DeleteThis @aol.com> wrote in message
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> Poker Manners include:
>
> Do not chew gum...period.

What about jawbreakers?

> Do NOT pick your nose, even if you think you're doing it on the sly
> (You're NOT!)

Nosepicking is a valid psychological tactic. It *always*
works against Phil, especially when you flick it in his
direction.

> Do not whine when beaten, even if the beat was a huge suck out.

Even when I have cheese?

> Do not splash the pot with your bets.

Instead, splash the pot with your drink.

> Do not bet out of turn.

Where's the fun in that?

> Do not comment on the cards while play is in action.

Not even about how easy it is to read the markings?

> Do not blame the dealer for your shit luck.

There are plenty of other things to blame the dealer for,
like global warming, third world poverty, crime, no cure
for cancer, stuff like that.

> Do not eat anything messier than hard dry pretzels while playing.

I guess I should cancel that spaghetti order.

> Do not act like the woman with cleavage playing across from you is the
> first set of tits you've ever seen.

I've seen many pairs of tits, but never a SET of tits. Now that's
worth another peak! And when QUADS walk in the room, HOLD ME BACK!

> Do not tickle her ankle with your foot and tell her it's not your
> foot, but another appendage.

Let her figure that out on her own.

> Do not keep smiling if your nickhane is "Lone Tooth" or "Brown Tooth".

Just hock up a loogie, then anxiously
look around for the spittoon. When you
find it, squirt that loogie through that
huge gap between your two front teeth.

> BATHE AND USE DEODORANT!

That INCLUDES the ladies!

> If someone offers you a breath mint, take it. Chances are you need
> it.

Take the mint, then ask him if it's working.

> DO TIP THE DEALER.

Just be sure it's not a stock market tip.

I was in AC last weekend. It was my 2nd time in a casino - 1st time was
Sahara in LV. I played 10 straight hours at a 2/4 table at the Taj.
Game moves quikly, but there are obviously people there playing with
little to no experience. I was nervous the 1st 10 hands and then it
was cake! Have fun!


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Grawburg
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