Tips on being a friendly poker neighbor

Tips on being a good online poker neighbor.....

#1. If you type zzzzzz into your chat box when someone is contemplating
how to play their hand, consider getting off the computer and jumping
in oncoming traffic.

#2. If you lol more than 3 time in a session, you're faking it.

#3. Regardless of how tough you are, you cannot beat me up in an online
poker room, threats to do such are funny though.

#4. If you get beat on the river, shut up about it. There are 5
community cards, anyone with any money invested will see the 5th one
when you only bet $.50

#5. If you get knocked out and don't have money anymore, don't stick
around and talk trash. You only clog the chat boxes and add further
proof as to why you're a virgin.

#6. If you're the guy who thanks his opponents for a big win, when they
never said NH, GH, VNH etc....see second half of rule #1.

#6. Going allin after losing a big hand will get everyone to call you.
It's called tilt and don't be surprised when you lose to 2-3 offsuit.

#7. If you're not in a hand and are offering advice to players in the
hand such as "Call him" or "He's Bluffing", see second half of rule #6

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In message <1155263619.272539.104020.DeleteThis@i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
Habitual Gambler <info.DeleteThis@habitualgambler.com> writes
>Tips on being a good online poker neighbor.....
>
>#1. If you type zzzzzz into your chat box when someone is contemplating
>how to play their hand, consider getting off the computer and jumping
>in oncoming traffic.

But he wasn't contemplating how to play the hand. He was reading his
emails in another window.

Nick
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