I need help

I feel my life is missing something. I spend all day analyzing poker
tapes in an effort to find miniscule errors that I can nitpick and
pretend they are revelations, when even I know that my findings are
completely meaningless.

Please help me get on with my life. I want to be Lawrence again, but
have become addicted to silk panties. There is a 99.98% chance that I
have wasted my life, and that is not OK.

Previously, LawrenceLarryHill.RemoveThis@yahoo.com (Barbara Yoon)
was overheard saying:

> I feel my life is missing something. I spend all day analyzing poker
> tapes in an effort to find miniscule errors that I can nitpick and
> pretend they are revelations, when even I know that my findings are
> completely meaningless.
>
> Please help me get on with my life. I want to be Lawrence again, but
> have become addicted to silk panties. There is a 99.98% chance that I
> have wasted my life, and that is not OK.

There is actually a 97.21% chance you have wasted your life... OK?!